Being here, by Mark Garry, thread pins, beads
why am i not a banana
Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.
thanks man
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right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.
they actually have their bibles open
o…….k….
IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS
I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN
JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS
FUCK
brb, dying rn.
a page in my sisters diary
don’t tell me what to do ^
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the ships you shipped before you knew what shipping was
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today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
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French artist Mademoiselle Maurice who creates stunning geometric figures on urban surfaces using rainbows of folded origami figures. via
Your perfect little girl dropped a grade on her report card again. Your perfect little girl yelled at you last night. Your perfect little girl talked back to you again. Your perfect little girl lied to you all her life. Your perfect little girl cries herself to sleep. Your perfect little girl dated before sixteen. Your perfect little girl doesn’t go to church. Your perfect little girl hates you. Your perfect little girl has given up on life. Your perfect little girl wants to run away. Your perfect little girl thinks she’s overweight. Your perfect little girl hasn’t let you dry her tears. Your perfect little girl disobeys you. Your perfect little girl hates the world. Your perfect little girl says bad things about you. Your perfect little girl is starving herself. Your perfect little girl has become a disgrace. Your perfect little girl isn’t so perfect anymore.
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my moms friend bragging about her daughter's fame
- Her friend: does you daughter have friends
- My mom: of course, would you ask that?
- Her friend: well my daughter has 3893 friends on facebook i saw it and she's really known at school. Im so proud!
- My mom: my daughter runs a blog with 97 thousand followers
- Her friend: ...
- My mom: ...
- Her friend: ...
- My mom: ...
- Her friend: ...
- My mom: ...
- Her friend: so do you like tea?
Harry always had to be The Boy Who Lived, The Chosen One, Undesirable Number One
But sometimes he caught a break and was just a boy.
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#anyone who says sherlock doesn’t pay attention to others’ whims is blind #he stole an ashtray because john mentioned it #and you can see sherlock’s pleased smile when john laughs at it in the car #because sherlock might be a complete nuisance and hindrance and danger magnet to john most of the time #but then there are those small moments where he does something he would never have done if john weren’t there #and he does them specifically because he knows it’ll make john laugh or make him happy #and pleasing john makes sherlock happy too
That tag.
THE TAGGING IS PERFECT
I’m actually tearing up from the accuracy of those tags.
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